Toothpaste and OJ: Three some idiots walk into a focus group

Some idiot thought, "Oh yeah, now you can take that Toothpaste and OJ taste with you wherever you go. No sink required!

Toothpaste and OJ: Some different idiot

Some idiot thought that having to wait thirty seconds before getting that nasty Toothpaste and OJ taste in your mouth was thirty seconds too long.

Toothpaste and OJ: Some idiot

Some idiot said, "You know that nasty taste you get when you drink OJ too soon after you brush your teeth? How about we eliminate the guesswork as to whether or not it's too soon.

Some other idiot said, "Hey, that's a great idea. We should offer this tasty product too!"